I really want to pat one of those and listen to the wet slappy sound it would make
this post was submitted on 06 Jan 2024
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That's the sound of some good salamander
I didn't know I wanted to do that until you told me that it's exactly what I want to do
Like a slimy bag of soil
Is that Paris or Janeway?
It's their first born looking for their parents
My dog makes this face when he doesn't wanna come in the house
Mine makes this face when he doesn't want to go out. It's cold here!
Hey hey hey, why and how are you in my bedroom with a camera‽
Because I'm the discovery channel
How does this creature even move??
Slime
https://youtu.be/-ZkV7_TlmLo?si=_a3ncz0bqBorDEw4
At about 30 seconds you see one out of water moving. Slowly. Lol
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I don't
My spirit animal
Why does the head look like the Enterprise?
Warp 10 is hell of a drug.