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[–] [email protected] 181 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Well I mean it did work. You have now shared it and made it a meme for others to enjoy, it’s fulfilled it’s task successfully.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 11 months ago (3 children)

100% want this to become a meme.

[–] [email protected] 57 points 11 months ago (2 children)

JhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZ

Only cool Lemmy insiders get the joke

[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Did our narwhall just bacon

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Just after midnight. Why? 🤔

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Ugh all these newbies just don't get it. It's ZJh, people! It's always been ZJh!

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago

Task failed successfully.

[–] [email protected] 59 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I'm certain this is absolutely hilarious in robot, you're just too fleshy and inefficient to understand.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago

As a non robot and definitely a human person who is of the homo sapiens species, I can tell you that this humorous meme is quite hilarious to those of us who have soft bodies and are not made of any mechanical parts whatsoever. I suspect suspect suspect suspect you of being a robot in disguise! Everyone get them!

[–] [email protected] 40 points 11 months ago (1 children)

JhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJ hZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJh ZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZ JhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJ...

The Aristocrats!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 32 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

I prefer hexadecimal. The encoded data in its entirety is

89 50 4E 47 0D 0A 1A 0A 
00 00 00 0D 49 48 44 52 
00 00 01 2C 00 00 01 2C 
08 06 00 00 00 B9 B4 AC 
33 00 00 01 A4 49 44 41 
54 78 9C ED DD 41 8E 83 
40 10 85 E1 7F 7F E4 B2 
72 25 92 61 64 98 59 26 
16 49 85 92 61 64 98 59 
26 16 49 85 92 61 64 98 
59 26 16 49 85 92 61 64 
98 59 26 16 49 85 92 61 
64 98 59 26 16 49 85 92 
61 64 98 59 26 16 49 85 
92 61 64 98 59 26 16 49 
85 92 61 64 98 59 26 16 
49 85 92 61 64 98 59 26 
16 49 85 92 61 64 98 59 
26 16 49 85 92 61 64 98 
59 26 16 49 85 92 61 64 
98 59 26 16 49 85 92 61 
64 98 59 26 16 49 85 92 
61 64 98 59 26 16 49 85 
92 61 64 98 59 26 16 49 
85 92 61 64 98 59 26 16 
49 85 92 61 64 98 59 26 
16 49 85 92 61 64 98 59 
26 16 49 85 92 61 64 98 
59 26 16 49 85 92 61 64 
98 59 26 1(abrupt end at 4 bits of last byte)

We can analyze the PNG file header. Surprisingly, some of it makes sense.

89 50 4E 47 0D 0A 1A 0A //PNG signature (0x89 P N G 0xD 0xA 0x1A 0xA)

00 00 00 0D // Start of chunk with data length 13 bytes
49 48 44 52 // Type of chunk: IHDR (image header)
00 00 01 2C // Width: 300 px
00 00 01 2C // Height: 300 px 
08 // Bits per color channel: 8 
06 // Color format: 6 (RGBA)
00 // Compression method: 0 (DEFLATE)
00 // Filter method: 0 (Adaptive)
00 // Interlace method: 0 (None)
B9 B4 AC 33 // CRC-32 of chunk (invalid, should be 79 7D 8E 75)

00 00 01 A4 // Start of chunk with data length 420 bytes
49 44 41 54 // Type of chunk: IDAT (image data)
78 9C ED DD 41 8E 83 40 
10 85 E1 7F 7F E4 B2 72 25 
92 61 64 98 59 26 16 49 85
92 61 64 98 59 26 16 49 85
92 61 64 98 59 26 16 49 85
92 61 64 98 59 26 16 49 85
92 61 64 98 59 26 16 49 85
92 61 64 98 59 26 16 49 85
92 61 64 98 59 26 16 49 85
92 61 64 98 59 26 16 49 85
92 61 64 98 59 26 16 49 85
92 61 64 98 59 26 16 49 85
92 61 64 98 59 26 16 49 85
92 61 64 98 59 26 16 49 85
92 61 64 98 59 26 16 49 85
92 61 64 98 59 26 16 49 85
92 61 64 98 59 26 16 49 85
92 61 64 98 59 26 16 49 85
92 61 64 98 59 26 16 49 85
92 61 64 98 59 26 16 49 85
92 61 64 98 59 26 16 49 85
92 61 64 98 59 26 1
// 194.5 of the expected 420 data bytes, invalid when attempting to deflate
// the deflate algorithm needs a Huffman tree but an unfull one is presented

Credits to the PNG chunk inspector at nayuki.io

You may try to figure out if the header checksum was stolen from elsewhere and corresponds to another common image size but I cannot be bothered. The data could be subjected to forensic analysis but we only really have 21 unique bytes, the rest is likely nonsense because data encoded by the DEFLATE algorithm is unlikely to be so repetitive. Also, the image in total will likely have just 481 bytes (8+(8+13+4)+(8+420+4)+16), as a less-than-65535-byte IDAT chunk tends to be the last one before a 16-byte trailer. There are very few 300x300 PNGs of such small size we could call memes, most of it will have to be just solid color. Example of a 256x256 map tile you can store in around that size (467 B):
OSM tile for Crozet Islands at around 1:10 000 000 scale, the archipelago the area of Malta is represented by about 10 white pixels with the exclusive economic zone circles of radius 5 px around the islands
(And this one is pre-optimized, using an indexed palette of just 13 distinct RGB colors as opposed to the full RGBA gamut!)

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

Would be funnier if the 11th byte was d0 instead of 00.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

ZJh (base64) in binary is 011001 001001 100001

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

I cannot stop laughing. Peak comedy.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (3 children)

“come up with a funny comment to post on lemmy”

“Sure, I can try to generate a funny comment for you. Lemmy is a federated link aggregator and discussion platform, similar to Reddit. Here are some possible comments you can post on lemmy:

  • I just joined lemmy and I'm loving it. It's like reddit, but without the ads, censorship, and corporate overlords.
  • Lemmy is the best thing since sliced bread. Literally. I haven't eaten anything since I discovered this site.
  • How do you pronounce lemmy? Is it leh-mee, lee-mee, or lay-mee? I need to know before I start a podcast about it.
  • Lemmy is so addictive, I can't stop browsing it. I've been on it for 12 hours straight. Send help. And upvotes.
  • I'm new to lemmy and I have a question. How do I get karma? Do I need to post memes, cat pictures, or political opinions? Or do I just need to be nice and helpful?

I hope you find these comments amusing and suitable for lemmy. 😄”

[–] [email protected] 29 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Christ, why even have people anymore? Just have ChatGPT be all the users. It's already indistinguishable.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You've just described every bluecheck on Twitter.

Not joking

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago

Just doing a search for "I am an AI Language model" (with quotes) is enough to reveal a bunch of those loser ass accounts.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

Spez is way ahead of you on that one.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I actually wonder what a purely AI/ChatGPT community would look like (no human posts/comments allowed), would they eventually start to develop their own weird culture, memes, inside comment jokes that nobody would even understand? There’d be like a picture of a tire and a rubber ducky with the text reading “Five fingers / garden hose” and all the comments would be things like “The wombat, in ascension, remembers. Nautilus.” Like how fucking weird would they get without human intervention?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

We had that on reddit, subreddit simulator I think? It was a more primitive version of LLM, and it didn't train itself on content from the simulator sub.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

Apart from #3, those are all terrible. And for reference, it’s pronounced lay-mee 😉

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

ngl, a few of them actually made the corners of my mouth twitch up for a split second, so it's better than 99% on @lemmyshitpost

[–] [email protected] 31 points 11 months ago

Well there is an image there, its just encoded into base64 text

[–] [email protected] 25 points 11 months ago (3 children)

it's meta and some assembly is required: the meme is the broken response so you can screenshot it and post on lemmy

[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The response isn't even broken. It's not finished. It gives responses in markdown, same as Lemmy. That is the syntax for a picture embed, it's just still typing the rest and it doesn't show it until it's finished typing.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I analyzed it in another comment: the header says the image is 300x300px 8-bit RGBA but the data is invalid. Most viewers will notice that and show an error.

However, the syntax it used for embedding images is valid, as data:image/png;base64, is the start of a valid image URL and you can use it like other image URLs in supported Markdown interpretors.

Example, using the 103-byte Google Maps' sea tiles, and a 178-byte GIF:

![Google Maps sea map tile](data:image/png;base64,iVBORw0KGgoAAAANSUhEUgAAAQAAAAEAAQMAAABmvDolAAAAA1BMVEW10NBjBBbqAAAAH0lEQVRoge3BAQ0AAADCoPdPbQ43oAAAAAAAAAAAvg0hAAABmmDh1QAAAABJRU5ErkJggg==)
![wink.gif](data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhDwAVAKIEAAAAAP//AP//3v///wAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACH/C05FVFNDQVBFMi4wAwEAAAAh+QQFlgAEACwAAAAADwAVAAADSUiq0L2QtEDpg6Bqu/LeAGN5wVRKlVmS6qe17hiDHvlyNciho5N2sxDGtoIMBgyH8Kg4IiMEZ1NKlUarSOdTe81arZHvE3olJAAAIfkEBR4ABAAsCAAEAAQABQAAAwYIGtz+ASQAOw==)

renders as

Google Maps sea map tile wink.gif

Works in the default web interface

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 11 months ago

If only they paid $14 billion, it would have included the base64 to image capability.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 11 months ago (2 children)

1 of 30

Dude is creating a memetic kill agent or something

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I'm German and I think I just had a stroke.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

That's just the total message limit for one chat

[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It's only missing a closing parenthesis. That's very close to a meme

[–] [email protected] 32 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

To be fair, it did spit out a couple of completely nonsensical images afterwards:

I think the AI might be biased against dogs.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

If it's Dall-E, it inserts the words 'ethnically ambiguous' into images constantly. I'm not the only one who's noticed.

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/events/ethnically-ambiguous-ai-prompt-injection

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (2 children)

did it give you the images in base64 from an llm, or from an image generation model ?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

I think you can guess that part. I doubt a current LLM can create a valid PNG, even if it's just a 1x1px one that has been created before. This is partially because PNGs have a checksum and the LLM has definitely not seen enough PNGs in base64 to figure out the algorithm, and is not optimized to calculate checksums. In fact, I analyzed the image and the image header checksum is wrong even though the header makes sense (was likely stolen). Also, it gets penalized for repetition, which occurs a lot in image headers.

AFAIK, the smallest valid image you see mentioned on the web is a 35-byte transparent pixel GIF, and the smallest PNG is a black pixel with 67 bytes:

data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBAAA=
data:image/png;base64,iVBORw0KGgoAAAANSUhEUgAAAAEAAAABAQAAAAA3bvkkAAAACklEQVR4AWNgAAAAAgABc3UBGAAAAABJRU5ErkJggg==

Testing rendering: Alt text for the GIF; if you see it, it failed, Alt text for the PNG; if you see it, it failed, another 67-byte PNG but 8 px wide: , or 1 gray pixel: , or a green one:

The article + the generator

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

JhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJ hZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJh ZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZ

🤣

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago (2 children)

It's amazing how Microsoft can take good models and absolutely ruin them in production... ChatGPT isn't perfect but it's like the difference between talking to the wall and talking to an avg IQ person that has reasoning capabilities in many domains that equals or exceeds human performance, if the user knows how to get the best prompt. That changes a little every time they do major model updates though.

I've had more intelligent conversations with my own computer running a 3 billion parameter open source model. They must be wasting an incredible amount of money. Especially with GPT-4 considering it produces pretty shit results through Bing Chat...

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago (4 children)

I don't think that's a problem with the model itself, but the fact that it was heavily censored and lobotomized in order to achieve maximum political correctness so they could avoid another Tay incident.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

It makes sense that they do that since the media and randoms on the internet think everything chatGPT and Bing chat say is as valid as info from OpenAI and MS official spokespersons.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Can that be decoded in to an image at all or is it just garbage?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Pretty sure it’s garbage, because it kept repeating JzH a couple hundred more times before terminating without a closing parentheses.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago (5 children)

did you try opening the image? I'm interested in seeing what random nonsense it generated xD

[–] [email protected] 23 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I tried to wait for it to finish, but after a couple hundred more repetitions of JzH it just stopped abruptly without a closing parentheses, so I think I’ve been had.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (2 children)

3P53P53P53P53P53P53P53P5

That's actually a cheat code of sorts to JRR Tolkien's Lord of the Rings for SNES...

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