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[–] [email protected] 29 points 11 months ago (5 children)
[–] [email protected] 44 points 11 months ago

It’s a very flat cylinder, but a cylinder nevertheless.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago

Cylinders prefer to be called thicc circles.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Like a round toast with stuff on it

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (7 children)

Let's face it, pizza is an open face sandwich.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

Except the mathematical variable name for radius is r. Also for a cylinder you use the term height, not thickness. Which is called h in math. So by all accounts it should be called Pirrh.

Edit: Also also, with this logic you could've just called a pizza "Volume". Would've saved you a lot of time :/

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Pizza gets better as "a" approaches zero.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

But if a = 0 then PiZZa = PiZZ * 0 = 0

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

But it's approaching zero. It never becomes zero. 😙👌

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

One molecule-thin crust pizza coming up!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

One molecule is thick af, with no extra Cs. Sexy Limits don't stop just because our feeble reality has size limits.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Thin crust + thin toppings.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Extremely wrong. The ideal A:Z ratio is more like 1:4.

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[–] ThrowawayPermanente 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The a is for altura, which is height in Spanish and therefore probably also in Italian

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

In Italian it's "altezza" but in this case the better word is "spessore" which means thickness

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

Here I thought it was because of Personal Investigator Z.Z. Andersen

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (3 children)

This is the absolute ONLY case where it's acceptable to call a pizza a pie. That being said, well done to the memesmith 😀

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

But- and hear me out- what if you are a stereotypical Italian chef with a big mustache and a chef's hat and you send it out to the customer? You gotta say, "at's-a good pizza pie!"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Good point, but I'm actually not that. I'm starting to suspect that very few people actually are!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

At's-a sad.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (5 children)

This is the absolute ONLY case where it’s acceptable to call a pizza a pie.

Never had deep dish, I take it?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (3 children)

That's not really pizza OR pie..

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (15 children)

It's actually a pie though. It has a surrounding crust casing as well as a filling, which qualifies it as a pie according to Wikipedia.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

A deep dish pizza and a calzone are both technically pies as far as I can tell. They have a surrounding casing of crust. A flat pizza would not be a pie.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (3 children)

A deep dish pizza and a calzone are both technically pies as far as I can tell. They have a surrounding casing of crust. A flat pizza would not be a pie.

Agreed. This guy pies.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (6 children)

The parenthesis are pointless. Exponents go first, but multiplication doesn't care about order, and there is only multiplication going on.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

They could be used to separate two letter symbol (Pi) from one letter symbol (Z, Z, a)

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (4 children)

It would be 2PiZA, since ZZ is Z squared

EDIT: my bad, I was thinking of circumference

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Wat? It is supposed to be squared though...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (5 children)

That would be the surface area of the crust, not the volume

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

pi of Pie (with ZZ toppings) is meme squared

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (5 children)

Isn't the Z axis vertical?

[–] [email protected] 26 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] Aurenkin 6 points 11 months ago

Indeed, a common mistake for newcomers to the field.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It's typically vertical, but you can name your variables however you want.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

The Z axis is usually used for depth, so it's going to be perpendicular to whatever your frame of reference (i.e. projection plane) is.

If it's upright in space, like a computer screen, the Z axis will be horizontal. If it's a sheet of paper on a desk, then yes, I suppose it could be argued to be vertical instead.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (6 children)

in lots of 3D software Z is horizontal

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

I've definitely seen Z as the forward/backward axis before

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