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How to keep a man
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My favorite. Partially digested cafeteria food.
No seriously somebody fucking explain that chicken to me. That doesn't even look raw? I don't get it at all? What the fuck did she do to it!
I need some serious fucking answers.
Boiled?
Omfg that's it.
Definitely boiled, looks identical to the chicken my coworker brought in once. She boiled every piece of meat within an inch of its life because she didn't know how to prepare it otherwise.
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Steamed?
Steaming chicken is the most boring way to cook chicken. The only way eastern cultures pull it off is with heavy use of seasonings and sauce.
This looks like someone shoved a pepper grinder under their nose and sneezed onto this chicken.
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Looks boiled to temp and covered with pepper. So you'll have bland, rubbery chicken with a bit of pepper and no flavor from browning.
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The plate is the tastiest-looking thing in this photo.
And it looks disgusting
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Do you keep him in prison?
The basement evidently.
It eats the chicken or else it gets the hose again.
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Same vibe
At least it has some color lol
That looks like it at least might have one or two spices on it besides pepper
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yep that would give me the shits. nice post. keep em on the toilet, queen.
He cant cheat if he cant leave the dunny
... sick so he can't leave you.
That looks so disgusting. I can't even.
How to keep a man ...... away
This man's shits are as runny as his cream corn
The meal of a 1970s serial killer
That killer's cereal:
Raw chicken, maybe it's been boiled if we're being extremely generous.
Two different kinds of boxed macaroni and cheese.
Canned creamed corn, likely cold or lukewarm at best.
I'd maybe eat the mac, but since it's touching a biohazard, probably not a good idea.
How to keep a man: cut off his scrotum, put it on a plate and have him eat it with maccaroni and corn? 😨
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The Hague would like to know their location.
I showed this to my husband and asked him if he would like this. Turns out rice with sides of raw chicken and apple sauce get a shudder and gag.
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Wow I can't wait to projectile diarrhea that into the toilet 8 hours later.
8 hours? Look at Mr. Iron Gut over here.
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Well. You tried. ⭐
Id rather eat drywall then look at this honestly
Raw chicken and vomit, wow
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this post was submitted on 27 Dec 2023
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