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[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You can only hope these were cleaned after their last use

[–] [email protected] 61 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Can these ever really be clean enough for you to knowingly touch one? Nah.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Especially that first one - I'm scared to think that someone can even accomodate that up there

[–] 0x4E4F 29 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The rectum can stretch a lot. So, yes, that can fit in a butthole.

And you can boil them if you wanna reuse them, they're usually just silicon, doesn't melt at 100C.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

When I was a kid I had a friend who would go around saying you can fit a raccoon in your butthole. I've never forgotten it, but I've also never worked up the nerve to find out if that's true (for clarity, I mean via internet search, not via experimentation). It haunts me (⁠・⁠_⁠・⁠;⁠)

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago
[–] 0x4E4F 5 points 1 year ago

Don't look for it, I can tell you that, in theory, yes it can (and I really do mean theory, I haven't googled for something like that as well 😂).

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I’ve been on the internet since 1995. I know what can fit up there with the average human. But yeah, I don’t think that’s the one you start with.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Glass jar man is forever etched into memory

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[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 year ago (3 children)

No way all beads on the far left fit in one orifice.

[–] [email protected] 58 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Oh I can assure you that some people fit far larger and longer things in there.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Really? I'm a visual learner, how about you show me 😁😳😳

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

There are many videos of people fitting way more than that. They're not hard to find.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

😗🫥🫥🫥

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I can send some videos if you like😅

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

Well that's just selfish. They should learn to share

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

What size do you estimate they are? Tennis ball sized?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

yes I mean how do you even hopd your poop after fiting one of those in your ashole

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Butt plug. Literally used to plug up a loose sphincter between poops.

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Are you supposed to put all the beads in your butthole and pull them out fast? Or do you put one in and let the others dangle?

[–] [email protected] 71 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Like you are starting a lawnmower

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I've seen them do that in porn. But you have to be already extremely relaxed for that.

[–] 0x4E4F 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yes, and well lubed.

Enema not included in tutorial 😂.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I mean yeah, naturally. And with a good lube too. But people that do this are the ones already prepared for fisting or harder.

[–] 0x4E4F 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Footing 🤔? I've seen that, but, come on, that's just... not right IMO... it's at that point I'm like "OK, enough pr0n for today" 😂.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] sockenklaus 20 points 1 year ago

Obviously you do as you like but a common way is to put then in as far as you like / as it's comfortable and pull them out slowly.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Let'er rip.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (3 children)

My dumbass me first tought this was some kind of gym aparatus.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago

Yeah it's for the private gym

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

it's a training of sorts.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Reminds me of years ago of a team I played on. They turned out to be some collection type guys. Didn't realize at first. They were petty good to me and they were the first team I joined as I was pretty young then.

In the locker room before one of the games as we are getting ready, one of the guys pulls out of his hockey bag his lady's double dong and starts tossing it around the room like a hot potato. I'm not sure I want to know why it was in his hockey bag as those things can get pretty gross as it is.

I'll never forget that episode. It was never on the list of first ways to see as double dong in real life.

[–] 0x4E4F 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

One of the things that stays burned in you forever...

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'm dissapointed by the lack of commitment, it seems the owner never made it past the second smallest one 🤣

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That one definitely was the favorite

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

"The Goldilocks" effect. "This one is just right"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

It is why they had to move...

[–] Sabre363 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They look like dog toys. Yeah, they're definitely dog toys

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

A new version of a Kong Connect?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Peanut butter ready!

[–] Steamymoomilk 3 points 1 year ago

O its connects allright XD

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The old chocolate pretzel handshake.

(From Mall Rats, if you missed it)

[–] 0x4E4F 4 points 1 year ago

Man, I never understood that joke until now 🤣🤣🤣... thank you so much!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Surely not...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Giant butt toys can't be good for your colon

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