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[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

To me, I read it as though he decided to lose weight after 6 weeks of his friend texting him. He then decided after 6 weeks, that he will start losing the weight. Yea? Yea I'll go with that

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Did he pay for 1½ month gym membership?

[–] SonicBlue03 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

So did he lose stones or grow a pair? This is so confusing.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Stones = feet but for weight not length

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

And they say words don't affect you physically.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Damn, I don't even weigh 21 stone, he lost more than I weigh! That's wild.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

This is how the devil thinks that motivation works. He probably was a chef though.

[–] mindbleach 2 points 11 months ago

"You missed yesterday."

"Time dilation. Gravity's a bitch."

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

And they say fat shaming doesn’t work…

[–] CaptainEffort 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Obviously it’s different for everybody, but it worked for me. I lost over a hundred pounds after watching a comedy special where the comic ripped into fat people. It made me feel gross, and gave me the motivation/willpower to start losing the weight.

That won’t work for everyone so obviously we shouldn’t go harassing all fat people, but clearly “fat shaming” isn’t entirely worthless.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Username checks out. Can I say congrats on your loss?

[–] CaptainEffort 2 points 11 months ago

Thanks, I appreciate it!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Does anyone remember those stories about the really fat girl who went to Japan and the person who documented their antics?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

It’s the Bill Burr method.

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