I would have never read healthy burgers.
this post was submitted on 19 Dec 2023
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Likewise; it's an oxymoron
i definitely prefer my burgers healed
The power of bacon compels you
Take my angry upvote you monster!:-P
Wouldn’t that be necromancy? Cows coming back to life and shit
Depends how far you take it. Healing would first mean uncooking... to get back to raw meat.
I’m not sure what to tell you, but they’re not only already dead, but also shredded into pieces.
ya need that surface area for flavor!
This is definitely a marketing thing - the discussion keeps the brand in mind.
Joke's on them, I have no idea what company this is.
Looks like it says grW'd. I'm pretty sure that's not what it says, but that's what it looks like.
I'm pretty sure it's supposed to be grill'd. I still have no idea what that is though. That is basically the most generic name for a hamburger possible.
Grill’d is an Australian burger chain, and one of the scummiest companies in Australia. Known wage thieves and their burgers are shit anyway
Everyone I know raves about their burgers, they're fucking horrible burgers.
It's the 'cool hipster vibe' that got them liked.
I thought paying staff properly was the cool hipster thing to do? Not wage theft and fines.
Personally, I boycott. It's much easier to boycott companies with terrible overpriced products.
Moral is good and all but who cares when you can just make more money. Capitalism yay!
Definitely not healthy and in much need of healing
I didn't ask.
Jokes on you, nobody cares if you did.
I see you’ve never played knifey-spoony before
Damn, i had a shit day and this made me laugh waaayyyy too much.
Hope it'll get better!
Take care!
Indeed. May thy burgers be healed.
DON'T BUR. OPEN GERS.
There is a burger chain in Canada called The Burger's Priest, which is a religion-themed chain with several religious references on the walls. I only ever visited one when I did DoorDash and was picking up a customer's order, so I don't know how good they are.
THE POPE HAS SPOKEN
I mean it’s Grilld - they did this on purpose.
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Imagine a self healing burger that you can munch on indefinitely because it regenerates faster than you can eat it.
Wouldn't that mean that it would regrow itself in my stomach? So one bite and I'll never go hungry as it even regenerates faster than I can digest it.
So more bites would be dangerous as it could kill me if suddenly 10 burgers regrowth in my stomach.