We’ve been ignoring the Dakotas for too long, they are spreading at an alarming rate!
this post was submitted on 15 Dec 2023
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Incest often doesn't provide viable offspring though.
Tell that to the British royal line
Any royal line for that matter
That's what happens when the antidax narrative takes hold.
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This is cursed.
I only looked at this for ten seconds and I forgot how the real map looks.
The malignant Dak-ancer has spread to your Cancerlina. The illness stems from exposure to fascist gerrymandering. It's a fatal prognosis.
I... I can't even figure what's wrong with it even though I know it's so very, very wrong. My brain hurts.
That's an awful lot of Dakotas. Also, Ohio really ought to be renamed Ohno.
And no Howoming, Whatoming, Wheroming, or Whooming, missed opportunities.
What really gets me is how you swapped Alabama and Mississippi just for kicks.
ok but where’s MASHINGTON
West of Wontanna
Fun fact, there are no US states that start with A.
The closest is Arkansas which starts with an "A". Which is pronounced similar to an "A".
Some ChatGPT fun facts
Likewise there are no states with a B in the name.
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Did I have a stroke?
This magazine has been cracking me up for weeks now. Had to share:
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Hmm, trying to understand your username, are you both very intelligent/ talented AND have a lift kit on your vehicle?
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I see Kansas, but where's Kan'tsas?
Kansas, Akansas, Arkansas was clever my guy. How would you pronounce Akansas tho? A-kansahh? Akansahh? A-Kansas? Akansas? Ahkansas? Ah-kansahh?
Should be Kansas, Arkansas, and Cokansas.
Arkansas and yourkansas
This makes my brain hurt
I have an inkling that the two Arkansas are pronounced differently. "Are-Kansas" and "Are-Can-Saw".
But where is Are-Cannot-Saw?
Next to Coloradon't
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Looks right to me ╮(•‿• )╭
How would you like them labeled? They already have the names.
It took me way too long to realize he added States not just mislabeled them.
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Is this what having an aneurysm feels like?
Central Dakota...
Close enough.
It just occurred to me that there are no states named East Statename.
Serious answer: we started at the eastern seaboard and expanded west. "East Statename" implies eastern expansion.
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This is fantastic
America's waistline grew a little it seems after thanksgiving
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