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[-] [email protected] 70 points 7 months ago

Imagine not learning your lesson about going for the hook.

[-] [email protected] 91 points 7 months ago

Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice the shame is still on you i'm a fucking fish

[-] [email protected] 20 points 7 months ago

“There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again.”

― George W. Bush

[-] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago
[-] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

I read that he had to change it up on the fly because he didn't want someone to have a clip of him saying "shame on me". If that's true it wasn't a terrible move. Just not very graceful.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

I did not have sexual relations with that woman

[-] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago

fool me once, shame on you, but teach a man to fool me, and i'll be fooled the rest of my life

[-] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

"You fool me once you ain't gonna be fooling me again"

~George W

[-] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

You know I've always seen that as less him fucking up the saying and more him deciding to use that opportunity for a veiled threat.

Like "fool me twice shame on- fuck that I ain't getting fooled again"

[-] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Don't cry

I am just a fish

[-] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Yo ho, yo ho

Near the hooks, I'll never go

[-] [email protected] 26 points 7 months ago

Spongebob, let me ask you something: does this look dangerous to you?

[-] [email protected] 25 points 7 months ago

Plenty of fish in the sea my bass*

[-] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Plenty of fish in my ass the sea*

[-] [email protected] 23 points 7 months ago

What they didn't tell you is it's a backyard pond with one fish in it.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Or that the images are reversed, and he caught a fish with a scar then cut the scar open for internet points.

/s although possible I don't think that's what happened

[-] [email protected] 18 points 7 months ago

Lucky fisher, unlucky fish, or masochist fish?

[-] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago

If you fish something, set it free. If you fish it again, it's yours fishever

[-] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago
[-] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

How am I supposed to know it's the same guy? I call BS.

this post was submitted on 13 Dec 2023
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