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[-] [email protected] 70 points 7 months ago

Imagine not learning your lesson about going for the hook.

[-] [email protected] 91 points 7 months ago

Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice the shame is still on you i'm a fucking fish

[-] [email protected] 20 points 7 months ago

“There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again.”

― George W. Bush

[-] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago
[-] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

I read that he had to change it up on the fly because he didn't want someone to have a clip of him saying "shame on me". If that's true it wasn't a terrible move. Just not very graceful.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

I did not have sexual relations with that woman

[-] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago

fool me once, shame on you, but teach a man to fool me, and i'll be fooled the rest of my life

[-] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

"You fool me once you ain't gonna be fooling me again"

~George W

[-] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

You know I've always seen that as less him fucking up the saying and more him deciding to use that opportunity for a veiled threat.

Like "fool me twice shame on- fuck that I ain't getting fooled again"

[-] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Don't cry

I am just a fish

[-] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Yo ho, yo ho

Near the hooks, I'll never go

[-] [email protected] 26 points 7 months ago

Spongebob, let me ask you something: does this look dangerous to you?

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