this post was submitted on 10 Dec 2023
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[–] [email protected] 88 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Reading this makes me feel ancient

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I refuse to believe anyone born in this millennia is over 18.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

SPONGE, BOB, SQUARE, PANTS!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA?!

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[–] ryathal 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Kids can drink that were born after 9/11.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

That goes for the US, in germany kids from 2007 onwards can drink

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

You are not alone in this

[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 year ago (1 children)

TIME TO BECOME A ~~COG IN~~ PRODUCTIVE MEMBER OF ~~THE ORPHAN CRUSHING MACHINE~~ SOCIETY

[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 year ago

Register to vote. Vote in every election that comes along. Primaries, special elections, whatever.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago

I'm sure the 3 kids born in 2007 that use Lemmy are terrified.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Speaking as a 40 year old: Run, bitch! Run!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Already feel the same being 27. It's sad that they probably still think they have time.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago

IT’LL HAPPEN TO YOOOOUUUUUU

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It's not as bad as you think!

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Yeah, turning 30 is way worse

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I started living my life to the fullest when I turned 30. But it also was the point my body started betraying me. Backpain became my all time friend, organs started mutinying, that one fart I shouldn’t have trusted. That surprised O-face in comedies? Yeah, that’s the actual face you gonna make the moment you destroy your pants.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Buddy, I don't think it's normal to shit yourself at age 30. You might want to go to a doctor.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I did. Got 99 problems and (weirdly) ass sickness ain’t one.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Ok. Good to hear sir. Now please kindly stop telling me about how you used to shit yourself.

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[–] epyon22 9 points 1 year ago

Yeah seriously this year alone back pain, unexplained temporary hearing loss, eternally clogged sinuses and to round it all off I think my pancreas has started a revolt.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Literally just soyjak pointing at my ass

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And nobody likes you when you're twenty-three.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They only want you when you're seventeen. When you're 21, you're no fun.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Wow that song is 21 years old now

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Indeed turning 18 is fantastic! Turning 30 not so much. Source: I'm 30+

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I'm closer to 40 and my dreams seem so far away.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Don’t worry. When you hit your 40s you use all the knee and back pain as a catalyst for your eternal rage. You also develop a shortage of fucks for export. It’s wonderful.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

seeing that the xbox one is already getting obsolete and the xbox 360 is a retro console now is fucked up

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

Just remember, don't wait for your life to start. Your life is here right now.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

gotta love this meme being posted every year for the last 5 or so years. absolute classic.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Jfk, way to ruin my morning (I also shared with my wife, to ruin hers)

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Time doesn't stop, everyone will get old and out of touch

[–] openrain502r 10 points 1 year ago (5 children)

I'm 18 in 2 years?

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fu-

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Lucky bastard

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

2004 kids turn 20.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

NO, STOP, WAIT, IVE BEEN A GOOD BIY, NOONOPLEASESTOPNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[–] 257m 4 points 1 year ago (7 children)

I am in this picture and I don't like it. Why did you have to remind me of my coming of age? Ugh. I don't want to grow up.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't want to grow up either, but I'm already 20 :(

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Already 20, loool. Enjoy it <3

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I'm going to be 18 in a few years?!? oh shit oh fuck when did this happen

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