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Japan has everything (startrek.website)
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[-] blackstampede 150 points 7 months ago

My girlfriend: "more like cracker barrel"

[-] [email protected] 47 points 7 months ago
[-] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago

"more crackers, princess?" wheels in a literal barrel of crackers

[-] [email protected] 127 points 7 months ago

The guy in the middle looks like he's in a emo band from the mid 2000's

[-] [email protected] 47 points 7 months ago

Weird way of saying "he's hot as fuck"

[-] [email protected] 37 points 7 months ago

To each their own...

But you're objectively wrong.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Weird way of saying “there appearance inspires me to have feelings related to copulating. “

[-] fsxylo 16 points 7 months ago

That's just a standard kpop haircut.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago

In the 80s we would have called him a Curebody.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago

I had Robert Smith hair in those days. Lots of ratting and Aqua Net Extra Super Hold in the pink can.

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[-] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago

That, or he took a pic of his favorite anime character to his hair stylist.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

More like a point near the center of a triangle of early-80s British synthpop and rock, somewhere between Depeche Mode, Spandau Ballet and The Cure.

[-] Ataraxia 5 points 7 months ago

More like a karen

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[-] [email protected] 104 points 7 months ago

Not even that weird for Japan.

Been to a few maid cafes, only seems fair that lady customers can get their WTFs in too.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago

If there's equal opportunity for everyone to access fucked up things then that's equality, right?

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[-] [email protected] 82 points 7 months ago

It’s somehow reassuring to see that there is occidentalism in Asia that’s every bit as absurd as orientalism in the West. Westerners get Chinese character tattoos which supposedly mean something spiritual but really are a grocery list, Asia gets T-shirts with nonsense phrases in English. The West gets tropes of the “Mystic East” which mash China, Japan, Thailand and India together into a melange of pagodas and temples, Asia gets stories set in “European” settings that combine England, Switzerland and Venice or something similarly absurd. Europe gets Fu Manchu, Asia gets Bobson Dugnutt. And now this.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 7 months ago

It's kinda beautiful in a way

[-] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago

Reminds me of this cool western design shirt I found in a store in Tokyo

[-] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

Westerners get Chinese character tattoos which supposedly mean something spiritual but really are a grocery list

If you're not aware of this website, I think you'll enjoy it- https://hanzismatter.blogspot.com/

Sadly, it no longer seems to be kept updated.

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[-] [email protected] 69 points 7 months ago

It's called a "butler cafe", basically the opposite of a maid cafe.

They haven't clearly gone through hospitality academy; they brought the wrong spoon for desert and ruined my day.

[-] [email protected] 38 points 7 months ago
[-] [email protected] 49 points 7 months ago

I believe the proper formal phrasing is "Well excuuuuuse me, Princess!"

[-] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

"Sorry, your Worship", cosplaying as Leia and Han!

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[-] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

Well excuuuuuuse me, princess!

[-] [email protected] 47 points 7 months ago

Let me know if anyone opens a depressed Uncle Iroh Cafe.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago

PS: Uncle Iroh before getting ripped in prison.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

NGL, I had to read that twice lol

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[-] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

He seems happy and content with that tea house of his.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

Surely it'd be a teahouse?

[-] [email protected] 45 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

From left to right

Discount Rupert Grint - the real one has an ice cream van and is therefore superior.

Main protagonist syndrome

Everyone's cousin

[-] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago

What is this Ouran Highschool Host Club?

[-] [email protected] 30 points 7 months ago

Are they accepting applications? It doesn't sound like an awful way to spend a few hours each day. The networking possibilities alone.

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[-] Meho_Nohome 30 points 7 months ago

Do they have an opening for a fat, bald white guy wearing sweat pants and a stained wife beater? I could show them what a REAL white guy is like.

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[-] [email protected] 26 points 7 months ago
[-] [email protected] 25 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Each of the guys look exactly like someone who would move to Japan for the chance to serve Japanese ladies cake.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago

Well the "white men" should be handsome, so there's no hope for that dream.

[-] [email protected] 22 points 7 months ago

The US needs host clubs too!

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[-] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago

Well, turnabout is fair play.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

Funny looking chaps.

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