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[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Make American vodka superior to Russian.

[–] gravitas_deficiency 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That would be Kirkland Signature vodka.

I am 100% serious.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] gravitas_deficiency 8 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Before I discovered Kirkland, I would have agreed with you.

Kirkland is genuinely just as good, except a handle (1.75L) costs roughly as much as a normal Tito’s bottle (750ml).

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I was born in Kirkland. My mom drank only the finest Vodka during pregnancy. Kirkland Vodka made my IQ 180, gave me a chiseled chin, and I give earth shattering orgasms when I shake hands.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

Are you ready to have kids?

[–] Grass 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Can you get Kirkland vodka in Canada? I've seen Tito's before but haven't tried it.

[–] gravitas_deficiency 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

If you got Costco, they sell Kirkland. Are they in Canada?

[–] Grass 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

There are Costco's but I haven't seen any with alcohol sections. Actually we probably just don't have grocery and alcohol in the same store it's probably been the times I've been in the states melding in my ancient mostly forgotten memories.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Depends on the province. They have alcohol in a side store where I am. Kirkland vodka is good.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

The side store where I am is an independent store they rent space to, and they have their own liquor inside the main store.

It's honestly a bit weird.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Vodka is the easiest goddamn spirit to turn into a high-tier brand. There is barely any flavor to Vodka, and even an expert could not tell the difference between a $150 bottle of vodka and a $30 bottle in a blind taste test.