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[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (7 children)

Humans never get tired from exercise?

[–] [email protected] 56 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (4 children)

Humans have the highest capacity for endurance and for a very long time we hunted not by being smarter but by literally following animals until they got tired and gave up before we did.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I believe certain breeds of dogs and horses can keep up with us, but only because we bred them to.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Early human to wolf: "You stalk. I stalk. Stalk together?"

Wolf: "Us BFF4Eva hairless ape"

The most enduring love story in human history.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

Peak animal capacity right there. Imagine being so totally and entirely beyond the abilities of our contemporaries that this is considered an apex predator.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

I will kill for this creature

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

I believe there were a few breeds who can but Huskies are the well known ones.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)

To follow an animal often required tracking it when it ran out of sight. Our sense of smell stinks, so we looked for clues on where it went. That's smart

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Our sense of smell isn't bad. We're great at detecting minute variations in smells as well as detecting rotting things in very little quantity.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Yeah, you're right. I should have said that our sense of smell isn't specialized for smelling other animals at a distance for tracking like many other animals can.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

That, plus we are good at throwing things and we sweat. Which means we have range and we can cool off while still being active.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (3 children)

The thing with a lot of animals is also that they're pretty dumb.

They could potentially out walk us, it's the most energy efficient way of moving, but what they actually do is run off when they see a human, then when they no longer see the human, they take a break. At which point the human catches up. At which point they run off again. Repeat multiple times.

The human simply has to keep walking, while the animal keeps running off. If the animal instead walked, the human would never or take far longer to catch up, because the animal would tire itself far less.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Humans use less energy because we're bipedal. Even if the hunted animals walked, presumably humans could trail them and wait them out.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I mean it’s not dumb, it’s evolution. Can you imagine a deer “just walking” away from any other predator?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

This is why horror movie characters always just walk slowly

[–] eestileib 6 points 11 months ago

Also, teamwork. Chasing animals in circles and handing off.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 11 months ago

If they're fit, not too tired. Humans are some of the best distance runners in the animal kingdom, and we can walk virtually forever. And we can regulate our own body temperature by sweating. And we can carry some extra food and water with us. And we are capable of being excellent trackers as well. The joke in the op is about how humans used to hunt - by chasing an animal until it collapses of exhaustion. Some tribes still do this today

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

As a group we do not. Grab 5 buddies, take turns jogging, follow a deer until it either falls off a cliff/gets exhausted/makes some other mistake.

If it runs, chill, just spread out and keep it in sight.

This is how the human do

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Depends on what you mean exercise. Sprinting will tire you out, but you will quickly be ready again. Walking you can do almost forever. If you have a decent amount of fat on your body, you are basically a perpetuum mobile (sleep excluded, of course). Your footwear will go before you tire.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

You can keep walking/running while sleeping/resting

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cliff_Young_(athlete)

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

Being upright and the ability to sweat through our skin. Most quadrupeds can only exhaust heat through panting, and their diaphragms compress when running so they can’t pant as effectively.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

This before deliveroo though