this post was submitted on 23 Nov 2023
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[–] [email protected] 141 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Bet half of these people drink a hot cup of coffee every morning even when it’s hot out

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (5 children)

its me, im half of these people. Every temperature is a good temperature for a caffiene fix.

dont you dare eat icecream when its cold out tho

[–] CCF_100 40 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm eating ice cream when it's cold out just to spite you

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Have you ever fucked a pint of Ben and Jerry’s?

It’s life changing, totally worth the frostbite.

[–] Gullible 8 points 1 year ago

Pounding a pint has never been cooler.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Jeez what a username

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If it's below freezing outside and you get a cone, the ice cream will never melt and drip everywhere.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Unless you touch it with something hot, like maybe your tongue?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

dont you dare eat icecream when its cold out tho

Alaska has entered the chat

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I did it yesterday and it was -2c out , I was so jazzed that the local ice cream place was even open (28f for the metric impaired)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

You are not half of these people, except if you judge anon for wanting hot coco

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Mornings typically aren't hot