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What's a horse going to do with prep time? Grow opposable thumbs and learn how to use tools?
Cut to the horse doing a Rocky IV training montage
Run? You can't beat the horse if you can't catch up to it.
Some horse is telling that horse, "hey your about to fight a human. Get fucking ready horse sibling those humans are sneaky little bastards."
The horse doesnt actually do much, eats. Chills out to conserve energy. Basically just mentally prepare to bite and kick and stomp a human to death.
Horse tools? Don't be silly. It's cows you gotta watch out for!