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How you know this is legit: if he'd been talking about any dating app other than grindr step 6 would look like 'wait 6 weeks to get a match, get ghosted, get depressed, go to bed mumbling about 'who needs sex anyway?'.
Well said, guys are eternally ghosted.
I'm a guy, and it hasn't been my experience. Not particularly attractive either. But I also match with a very little amount of people.
"not particularly attractive either"
the guy:
Is he attractive or nah? As a straight guy, I could see either way.
i'm a straight guy too, i think that image is just uncanny because of the effects added
(if you want to see how he looks without effects look up jschlatt)
Ah, some YouTube guy. He seems decent enough that a good personality match could bump him up a few notches w/ the right mate. And maybe he's genuinely good looking, idk.
Awful mutton chops 2/10 would not bang
I kid, but seriously he would look better without the chops.
I disagree, the chops are doing good work on this face, accentuating his cheekbones, pointing to his lips and narrowing the jawline to de-roundify his dome. Judging by the thinness of the chin hair it's quite likely he simply can't go full Riker, so though I'm not a mutton man either i think he's making the most of what's he's got
i like how you got that he can't grow anything more than that from a heavily edited image of him
(if you want to see how he looks without whatever they did to him in that image look up "jschlatt")
Ah, am i being insulted? Why? I don't know who this is mf cat is
Edit: on reread i think youre saying you "like that i can still tell he can't grow in that area"which makes more sense. Sorry yo
ye i was complimenting you on finding out something about the guy even from a heavily edited image
I have a twitch linked in my profile if you wanna know how I look, though idk if there's any videos since I haven't streamed for ages
nah i just wanted to make the joke
You expect me to recognize a joke? 🤣
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