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Awful mutton chops 2/10 would not bang
I kid, but seriously he would look better without the chops.
I disagree, the chops are doing good work on this face, accentuating his cheekbones, pointing to his lips and narrowing the jawline to de-roundify his dome. Judging by the thinness of the chin hair it's quite likely he simply can't go full Riker, so though I'm not a mutton man either i think he's making the most of what's he's got
i like how you got that he can't grow anything more than that from a heavily edited image of him
(if you want to see how he looks without whatever they did to him in that image look up "jschlatt")
Ah, am i being insulted? Why? I don't know who this is mf cat is
Edit: on reread i think youre saying you "like that i can still tell he can't grow in that area"which makes more sense. Sorry yo
ye i was complimenting you on finding out something about the guy even from a heavily edited image