The fuck?
this post was submitted on 03 Jan 2025
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Couldn't he just flush it down the toilet?
How if mom controls the tissue inventory?
By nutting directly into the toilet, bypassing the need for tissue
You still need the tissue to rub yourself with. Jerking off bare handed is painful, especially if you don't have foreskin because your parents were religious barbarians.
wtf who jerks it with a tissue
Fucking everybody without foreskin who realizes that lotion/lube is too messy.
if it's painful don't grip that hard. how could possibly be hurting yourself trying to jack off and think "no, it's my dick that's wrong."