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[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I'm rooting for the Polio. Those cute hats and little sticks and you get to ride around at a full gallop and then drink gin & tonics afterward.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 days ago (2 children)

That's polo. Polio is that thing used for fishing. Not a net, the other one.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

That's a pole. Polio is a porridge-like dish made from maize. Not grits, the other one.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 days ago

I'm pretty sure you're thinking of polenta. Polio was a French mathematician from the late 1800s.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

You've never been to Alabama, have you?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

True. You've never been to South Jutland, have you?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

No, but once a year they do that thing where they try to hit a suspended ring with a stick from horseback. Like the training montage of A Knight's Tale.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Seems like the sort of thing that would leave some people parallelized.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

It's not like they just let everyone have a tilt lol. Like polo, people with the proper training do it as a traditional entertaining of the masses 😄

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

They do, actually. The water variety. Don’t get any of it in your mouth, though. How may get the runs.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

I hope reincarnation turns out to be real, just so RFK can end up as a child with polio.