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[–] [email protected] 53 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Do not let her dorito hands touch your dick! Don’t let em!

[–] [email protected] 62 points 2 months ago (2 children)

The penis would be fine, it's the controller that matters

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Doritos hands touch my dick all the time...

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Do you happen to moderate any discord servers by chance?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago

Only the important ones.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Just lick it off.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Exactly. I can wash my dick. If cheeto dust gets inside that analog stick it's not ever coming out

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Agreed. But that doesn't work with the analog stick

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Lick my fucking controller? Eugh! Who knows what kinda germs are on that thing. At least licking a penis is actually fun.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

That just gives her a dorito flavoured dick to enjoy!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's ok if she uses chopsticks!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

We need c/sounding

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Yes, the small particles hurt like hell like low power bee stings...or so I have been told

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Keep your dick beaters off of me!