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Anon avoids a predator
Yeah. It probably feels like a missed opportunity, but ask anyone who went through with it and I’m betting most of them are fucked up as a result.
I’m sure this story is true.
At 16 he was already a sweaty, fat neckbeard with a MLP t-shirt and more acne in his face than oil in the middle east.
Nobody would be a fan of my little pony in 1998, and I don't know who could grow a beard at 16, but it certainly wasn't anyone I knew Though there's certainly acne
I had a classmate with a full beard at 16. Also being able to grow some scruffy neck hair is not uncommon at that age.
I'm* t-shirt* than*
Corrected. Thanks.
Those grapes were certainly sour.