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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

I’m sure this story is true.

At 16 he was already a sweaty, fat neckbeard with a MLP t-shirt and more acne in his face than oil in the middle east.

[–] Estiar 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Nobody would be a fan of my little pony in 1998, and I don't know who could grow a beard at 16, but it certainly wasn't anyone I knew Though there's certainly acne

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I had a classmate with a full beard at 16. Also being able to grow some scruffy neck hair is not uncommon at that age.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Corrected. Thanks.