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Coming on Lemmy and complaining because there are too many Linux users is like going in to a brothel and complaining that there are too many hookers (lemmy.ml)
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[–] [email protected] 47 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (4 children)

Speaking of, I recently switched to Linux, do the thigh high socks just show up or do I have to order them myself?

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

If you use arch you have to start knitting

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

And with Gentoo you have to spin your own yarn before the knitting 😁

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

And with LFS, you need to breed, raise the sheep and then shear them yourself before you get to spin and knit the socks........

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

But you can tune the specifications of the yarn to theoretically make the socks up to 2% more comfy. In practice your tuning efforts will make the socks less comfortable and tear more easily.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

You unlock them once you enter your 10,000th terminal command.

[–] onionsinmypores 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I just checked my history, 21110. And there was more that got cut off before I increased the history length. Are they supposed to come each Christmas or something because I don't have them yet.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago

Just read the Arch wiki. It's clearly explained there. Fuckin' noob. Thread locked.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

Better get to work then, its gonna be a cold winter.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Does repeating commands count or do they have to be entered manually?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

It's rather a r9k kind of deal

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You need to be a naughty slut that deserves a spanking for that to appear.

You get a choice of free maid/nurse/lab assistant outfit as well.

[–] phlegmy 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Yep, as written in the manuscript:
"Stallman's Sluts and Torvalds' Thots,
shall all receive some thigh-high socks."

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

This should be on a metal plate somewhere

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

You have to find the shop and pay some gold, but when you equip them you get +2 programming and can be combined with BLÅHAJ for +2 gender euphoria.