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[–] [email protected] 66 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Holy shit. I have feet. Does anyone want pictures of a guy's feet? They're big and weirdly shaped.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I'm positive there is an audience for men's feet, but if you aren't 5 stars on wikifeet, you'll probably have to market yourself. Study the foot fetish community to find out what the dude foot fan needs more of. Etc.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Is there any way I can do this without finding out any more about this fetish?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hmmm...the problem is, even if you just post pictures at random, you're going to find out unwanted info based on what pics bring in money. Sounds like you'd need a manager!

[–] kambusha 7 points 1 month ago

You can even call me a foot doctor, because I help rappers with defeat.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

5 stars on wikifeet

Something about this part of your post made me giggle.

[–] jubilationtcornpone 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I wear a men's 14. Basically the DD's of feet. My wife says I'm not allowed to show them off for free so get our your wallets folks.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm a big feet man and damn is it annoying when I go to a rollerskating or ice skating rink and the largest size they rent is 13 :(

[–] jubilationtcornpone 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You feel my pain. Literally! Last time I had to cram my feet into size 13 ice skates it sucked some of the fun out of it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

What’s up fellow size 14s!

I often joke that I’m the person happiest that malls have died off because as a kid I was always forced to go there and try on a a bunch of 12s and 13s that never fit.

These days I’m still upset that so many good looking shoes only go up to 13

[–] clay_pidgin 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I've got a toe shaped like an alien. Maybe that's worth something!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I have a small bag of nickels. Tell you what, I'll even throw in a rubber ducky.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Me too, the one next to my big toe.. On both feet.

[–] felykiosa 5 points 1 month ago

I think the estimated by billboard is fucked up but yeah the article seems completely broken