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[–] Tar_alcaran 44 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Wtf is a Gonial Angle or a Canthal tilt?

[–] andrew_bidlaw 81 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Gonial angle is this:

Gonial angle picture

Canthal tilt is that:

Canthal tilt illustration

As I was googling I've seen articles mentioning some angles statistically more attractive than others, that's predictable, but then incels take it as another reason why they are genetically predisposed to stay virgins and have no power to change that.

[–] booly 77 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The ifunny watermark really tips this over the edge, comedically.

[–] andrew_bidlaw 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

It could only be beaten by a SomethingAwful watermark (do they have one?) on a picture of non-attractive angles.

[–] Tar_alcaran 43 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Ah, am woman, can confirm I only date mane with a Gonial Angle over 140 degrees, or under 30

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

how do you bring out the protractor on dates?

[–] Tar_alcaran 34 points 1 month ago

Oh, us females inherently judge the angle flawlessly on first sight.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Under 30? So basically if you can't see anything lower than their forehead, ohhhh. 😏 /S

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Damn it, beat me to it. Eh. Mine’s different enough.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Under 30 degrees? So, like pugs and French bulldogs?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I've no doubt that at least half the articles about those phrases will lead you down a path of right wing fuckbaggery.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Closer to 99%. This is modern phrenology for incels.

[–] andrew_bidlaw 1 points 1 month ago

Wouldn't say the studies themselves are only worthy for that, but yeah, there's no way a common person would apply them the other way.

[–] gigachad 14 points 1 month ago

As a gigachad I can confirm.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Some people take pleasure in being pitied and victimised.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea 4 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm going to guess at "Incel excuses for not getting laid."

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Anything but the harsh reality that they could get laid if they behaved better and presented themselves better

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] sugar_in_your_tea 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yup, the bar is sadly that low sometimes.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Talking with some female friends the bar for men is so incredibly low. Trim your hair, bathe regularly, brush your teeth and be non-creepy and you're already in the top 50% or so

[–] sugar_in_your_tea 2 points 1 month ago

Oh, and wear clean clothes. That raises the bar a smidge.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You need to touch less grass and spend more time online.

[–] Tar_alcaran 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Depends on whether you want to a cool kid.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Things people think about when they haven't learned to manage obsessive rumination in their own minds and live every day with a kind of stress or misery that few people who are even slightly healthier can even comprehend.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Who the fuck cares honestly other than shut in weirdo's