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[–] [email protected] 111 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (8 children)

Imagine being a piss kink enjoyer and finding out your SO has diabetes (or is pregnant) because their piss tastes like straight sugar water.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)
[–] Assman 3 points 1 month ago

Fucking crazy this guy plays kingpin in the daredevil series

[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I think that's how they used to diagnose some illnesses. Makes you wonder if some docs had a piss kink or if they were just super commited to helping people out.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I mean, you can drink my piss if it ends up potentially beneficial to me. Any takers? I'd send you a vial of a time of day of your chosing.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

you can even make money off it if you find the right piss enthusiasts lol

(if you live in the US, don't send it via US Postal Service, as shipping bodily fluids is illegal)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

You can legally send 500mL at a time, you just have to package it properly, and I believe you have to declare it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I don't believe you, if it were true itd be in freedom units!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Not for legitimate medical purposes, it wouldn't be. US Healthcare and Science are fully Metric, just like our Military.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Crazier still, for the wealthy, boiling down piss was how they'd measure your sugar level back in the 20s through 40s. Ugh.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Piss Sugar™ could be extremely marketable.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Like, how much toffee can you make from a cup?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I'll just put that question in my book of "don't ask"

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm sure there were at least a few for whom it was both lol

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I'm an educated man, no I will not drink piss. Ron come in here and drink this piss.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago

I saw a story like that on reddit once. Dude was going through medical school. Had a FWB who was getting into squirting. He noticed it tasted sweet and told her to get checked for diabetes. She was prediabetic if I remember correctly.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wtf. Just finished a doc on comedian Patrice O'Neil and he makes this joke about himself lol

[–] ZombiFrancis 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"Your pee is too scrumptious!"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Dude was goddamn hilarious, legit maybe borderline genius. Apparently a real fuckin prick too, lol, but he was pretty unique. Wish he had a little longer, but he used his time well.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

I'd rather not imagine it but you already made me

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
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