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[–] [email protected] 138 points 1 year ago (4 children)

"They won't be happy until we are all gay." I thought Barbie and Ken were the quintessential straight couple? I haven't watched the film but that is so odd.

[–] [email protected] 131 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Fellas, is it gay to be in a straight relationship?

[–] [email protected] 64 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Once back in high school, I was walking down the hall with a female friend of mine, and some dumb redneck yelled, "HEY! LOOKIT THE F***T WITH HIS LESBIAN GIRLFRIEND!" I almost died laughing.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago

"Yes I'm gay. Gay for dat pussy!"

🤣

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not gay, but you literally want to be in the body of a woman. Can't tell me that's not LGBT.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 year ago (2 children)

That's why the straightest thing to do is to fuck another dude, no feminity to make you gay

Listen to classical tradition, they knew what they were doing

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Also, a man crossdressing as a woman is the manliest thing he can do because women can only regularlydress as a woman.

[–] Steamymoomilk 13 points 1 year ago

Also, a man crossdressing as a woman is the manliest thing he can do because women can only regularlydress as a woman.

this thread is a blessing, i think i pulled somthing in my back from laughing too hard :/

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

women can only regularlydress as a woman.

Sounds like a skill issue to me.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

the straightest thing to do is to fuck another dude

They fuck men.

Edit: corrected vernacular

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

Well, straight girls like dick, and liking dick is gay, so yeah.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Margo Robbie is on screen but I can't stop staring at Ryan Gosling's toned body and soft face. This makes me uncomfortable and it's the movie's fault.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago

Stupid sexy Gosling.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I just saw the movie. There is nothing gay about it, unless a shirtless Ryan Gosling is too much for the commenter to repress.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

Ryan gosling won’t settle until we are all lost in his kind eyes

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

I did read something about confusingly attractive lol