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Fellas, is it gay to be in a straight relationship?
Once back in high school, I was walking down the hall with a female friend of mine, and some dumb redneck yelled, "HEY! LOOKIT THE F***T WITH HIS LESBIAN GIRLFRIEND!" I almost died laughing.
"Yes I'm gay. Gay for dat pussy!"
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Not gay, but you literally want to be in the body of a woman. Can't tell me that's not LGBT.
That's why the straightest thing to do is to fuck another dude, no feminity to make you gay
Listen to classical tradition, they knew what they were doing
Also, a man crossdressing as a woman is the manliest thing he can do because women can only regularlydress as a woman.
this thread is a blessing, i think i pulled somthing in my back from laughing too hard :/
Sounds like a skill issue to me.
They fuck men.
Edit: corrected vernacular
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Well, straight girls like dick, and liking dick is gay, so yeah.