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[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I actually remember learning that no one living in that area could be buried in the cemetery. Fun fact!

[–] EmoDuck 42 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Because living people usually don't get buried. Only dead ones

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 days ago

You'll be pleased to know that despite your attempt I got someone with that joke :)

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That’s such a weird rule. I wonder why. I guess maybe they don’t want to have superstitious buyers in the future worry about ghosts having a short commute back to their old homes?

[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 days ago (3 children)

What? No, it's because they're still alive silly :).

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Sometimes, dead IS better.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

If tv shows have taught me anything, with the right mob connection you can get an exemption to that rule.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Well maybe if Billy Batts woulda’ kept his mouth shut he wouldn’t be bleedin’ out in the trunk of the Cadillac