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The funniest part was when he said he was speaking and asked to be allowed to finish. Then he started delivering his statement very calmly and quietly (for Trump), and it somehow ended with him ramping up for only these words and shouting "SHE WANTS TRANSGENDER OPERATIONS FOR ILLEGAL ALIENS IN PRISON." It's like being at grandpa's for dinner, he starts off pointing out the gas prices are high and one sentence later he's talking about Kamala's communist dictatorship that she modeled after Maoist China.
THEY ARE EATING THE PETS
41 million illegal pets streaming across the border to eat foreign aliens and perform transgender operations on criminals they’re bussing in to vote democrat then performing 32nd trimester abortions on them.
EVERY MONTH
Just a giant sausage making machine of buzzwords, catchphrases and dog whistles.
THEY ARE COMING TO TAKE YOUR MOST FAVORITEST THING
Raindrops on roses? Whiskers on kittens?
YES, THE KITTENS, THEY'RE EATING THEM
BOILED IN BRIGHT COPPER KETTLES, HELD WITH WARM WOOLEN MITTENS, AND TIED IN BROWN PAPER PACKAGES FOR EASY LUNCH DELIVERY
Brown paper packages tied up in strings?
ILLEGALS EQUAL TO THE POPULATION OF NEW YORK STATE ARE POURING OVER OUR BORDERS EVERY DAY!
Real “THEY’RE TURNING THE FROGS GAY” energy.
Listening to him is to hear the sound of dementia.
the mad libs candidate