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He couldn't stop himself even though he knew what was coming (lemmy.ml)
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[–] prettybunnys 48 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

41 million illegal pets streaming across the border to eat foreign aliens and perform transgender operations on criminals they’re bussing in to vote democrat then performing 32nd trimester abortions on them.

EVERY MONTH

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Just a giant sausage making machine of buzzwords, catchphrases and dog whistles.

[–] prettybunnys 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

THEY ARE COMING TO TAKE YOUR MOST FAVORITEST THING

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Raindrops on roses? Whiskers on kittens?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

YES, THE KITTENS, THEY'RE EATING THEM

[–] medusa 10 points 2 months ago

BOILED IN BRIGHT COPPER KETTLES, HELD WITH WARM WOOLEN MITTENS, AND TIED IN BROWN PAPER PACKAGES FOR EASY LUNCH DELIVERY

[–] peteypete420 2 points 2 months ago

Brown paper packages tied up in strings?