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[–] [email protected] 25 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Snorlax randomly diverts traffic by napping in the worst place possible.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Fortunately people have alternatives to driving and walking, because predatory birds (and some insects) grow large enough to carry a human.

[–] Scubus 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Bulbapedia says 1', 4 pounds.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Still technically puntable but you're going to have a hell of a sore ankle afterward.

Pidgeotto is 3 feet tall and 66 pounds, it could steal your kids if it wanted to.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

They're frequently used in protests!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Imagine somebody unleashing a flock of Wailords in a protest

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Considering the relative size of a pokeball and a Wailord, a Wailord is a bomb. Just take your pokeball inside any building you don't want to exist anymore, and release the Wailord.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

In lore pokemon can supposedly scale their size which is part of how the ball works (forcing them to miniaturize), but I don't recall any show ever showing unlimited resizing

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Just play the poké flute to wake it up. ♫♫♫

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Sure, just wake it up. Its that easy.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Then you have to battle the cranky thing

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

I named my Snorlax, Israel.

"I'm just going to take a nap here"

"Israel, this is arguably the WORST place you could settle down, you're surrounded by danger!"