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[–] [email protected] 109 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

Chainsaw and a skylight. A big one too, like one of these

And yeah, yeah, I've heard they are a pain to maintain and break easily. I don't care, I'll fix it every week if that means I get a balcony and fresh air every day.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 6 months ago (5 children)

You want a sawzall, not a chainsaw. The former is a precision cutting tool, the latter is for arboreal maintenance.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

I want a wrecking ball since that would be more fun and destructive, but ok.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

you know you want the destructive option

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

How about nuclear option

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Also a chainsaw cuts chains, while a sawzall isn’t called a sawzmost.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Ah yes, that would make sense.

I'm over here thinking like a firefighter trying to ventilate a roof, not like a contractor trying to install a window.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I thought it was for c sections...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (3 children)

No, the C in C-sections stands for sCissors.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Ha after reading this article I now get your reply

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Dont tell me what I want!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Just...uhh...move to a place that has a balcony?