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Cow (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 5 months ago by sjmarf to c/[email protected]
 

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (3 children)

I can almost always lucid dream, but I’ve never been able to turn into not-me. No issues with flying (except the damn power lines in the way), sexy-time-on-demand, using doorways as portals to wherever I want to go, etc, but if I try to become not-me, I wake up. Can’t say I’ve ever tried to become a cow, though.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago (1 children)

sexy time

Vietnam flashbacks to 2012 era weird reddit slang

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The Borat movie was from 2006.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

You are correct, but what I'm saying, is that by 2012 it was used by weird nerds on reddit almost any time they referred to sex lol

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I, for one, welcome our 2012 overlords.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Another certified reddit classique fr fr 👌

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Possibly influenced by movies and games, I'm not-me in my dreams all the time. I've been all kinds of people, animals, aliens, non-corporeal entities etc, but as soon as I realize it's happening, not-me instantly becomes me.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I'm never in my dreams. My dreams are from the 3rd person perspective and play out like a movie.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

They're like a movie for me as well, but I'm directing, filming and acting in them. You could say I'm on set, creating scenes and playing them out.