LinkedinLunatics

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A place to post ridiculous posts from linkedIn.com

(Full transparency.. a mod for this sub happens to work there.. but that doesn't influence his moderation or laughter at a lot of posts.)

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One of us (lemmy.world)
submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/linkedinlunatics
 
 
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I saw this and thought, well yeah that VP is right, cold calls are annoying spam. However, based on the insane comments by all the salespeople, you'd be wrong. Like, are salespeople that out of touch with normal people?

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Alt: post about hiring someone without experience, but every five words there's a line break and then a blank line. Post ends with "agree?"

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Amazing attitude (discuss.tchncs.de)
submitted 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) by [email protected] to c/linkedinlunatics
 
 

Let's work from home when the kids are sick, thank you great company that I am allowed to slave away for you while taking care of my sick kid! It isn't even a US company it seems.

Edit: guess I should have posted to unpopularopinions instead!

I just wanted to add I cut off the photo of the person on purpose. She is posting that with her sick child in her lap and that photo has been taken by some other person, not a selfie. If you are not feeling that the content of the post is bad, you hopefully still agree that presenting your sick child in an almost professionally looking photo to the world for LinkedIn clout is not great.

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Where to start.. (leminal.space)
submitted 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) by [email protected] to c/linkedinlunatics
 
 

[email protected]

Edit: tried to crosspost on Eternity. I don't think it worked. Added in image and link to post

https://mander.xyz/post/12455259

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Alt Text: post that says dripping testosterone levels in men since 1980s is the biggest crime of the century.

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cu*t (i.postimg.cc)
submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/linkedinlunatics
 
 

It really seems like satire, but based off the guy's profile and normal posts I don't think it is.

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Alt: I don't know a single wealthy person who has full sugar soft drinks.

As we all know, there are no unhealthy wealthy people in the world.

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Alt text: a post on LinkedIn that says "yes 2d forms exist. They are called shapes". Then it proceeds to explain what shapes are.

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alt text: 18 of our 40 employees are located in the Philippines. Insanely competent, great judgement, and $5 per hour. If you run a small business and don't have overseas help you're at a disadvantage

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Weird flex (sopuli.xyz)
submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/linkedinlunatics
 
 

Alt text: A LinkedIn post with a picture of a couple looking at each other. The text on the image reads: 9 years ago I DMed my crus h telling her I'm going to take her out on a date, yesterday I asked her to marry me, she said no both times and blocked me. Anyways here's a picture of a random couple I found on google.

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Fortunately all the comments are dunking on this guy.

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submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by [email protected] to c/linkedinlunatics
 
 

I reported this to LinkedIn and it did not find it to go against its community rules. 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

More context since it seems like some people missed it:

She is saying they are criminals because they can’t trace their ancestry to actual Jewish people (because she misread the Haaretz report) and thus have no claim to Palestinian land (since that claim dates back to 3k years).

PS: Zionism is wrong, I’m just trying to explain what her post was about.

Basically she is saying: “European Jews are liars and criminals because they can’t trace their ancestry to real Jews” Sorry, I should have explained this better.

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Ok. (lemmy.ml)
submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by [email protected] to c/linkedinlunatics
 
 

What a bad day to have internet.

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