I honestly
do not know how my television works.
This is the sanest thing I've seen posted on LinkedIn, including job offers.
this post was submitted on 18 Mar 2025
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If linkedin was filled with posts like this I could imagine actually browsing it once in awhile.
Edit: fixed a word.
How do they make the flat people to put in the box?
Hydraulic press
😮
But how do the flat people look like people & not like flat?
Perspective
😮
Bitch same.
Sometimes the screen doesn't turn on even though the TV does and sometimes the TV refuses to turn off and you have to disconnect the power. It's like the software was written in JavaScript or something.
I can honestly say I know how every single one of the TVs I ever owned in my life worked (all 0 of them).
Have you ever seen Fraggle Rock?
It's like that, but it's a TV not a jukebox.