sjmarf

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(A 4Chan "green-text" titled "Take the cat pill anons" with a photograph of a black cat lying on the carpet)

be me

depressed, loner, NEET, live at my parents house

one day we get a cat, whatever

cat hates me for whatever reason

is always super cuddly with parents but constantly barfs near me or on my things

never lets me pet him or play with him

also meows really aggressively around me for no reason

try playing with him, he isn't interested and keeps meowing

try feeding him, he keeps meowing

literally just always meowing as loud as he can around me, it's annoying as hell

trying to play clone hero while parents are gone and cat is meowing like always

starts walking all over my desk, I've had it with this fucker

just start meowing back at him, louder than him, it scares him off and he goes hiding somewhere

parents get home and look for him, can't find him anywhere, ask if I let him out

we tear the house apart trying to find him, look everywhere, we came to the conclusion that he must've got out somehow and that was that

ffw tomorrow night, cat comes out of nowhere from upstairs and rubs all over my legs as l'm standing in the kitchen

where-tf-were-you-little-shit.jpeg

cat is suddenly very friendly with me and always wants to be near me

I start warming up to him as well, it's nice having a cat on your lap while gaming/watching TV

noticed I'm feeling less depressed lately, cat is still super friendly with me, even sleeps in my bed now

Mfw no longer depressed cause I meowed at a cat in frustration

Guess I'm a cat person now bots

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[–] sjmarf 42 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (4 children)

Last I heard they want to switch to another platform, and don't consider it worth upgrading to 0.19 because they're leaving soon so it wouldn't be worth the hassle.

This is pure guesswork on my part, but they could be waiting for Sublinks (a Lemmy-compatible backend) to get up to speed before switching to that. They say that the new platform is "compatible with all Lemmy apps", and Sublinks is the only project I know of that fits that criteria.

[–] sjmarf 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

One option would be to use an enum with a label computed property.

enum TransitionState {
    case stageOne, stageTwo, stageThree

    var label: String {
        switch self {
             case .stageOne: "Stage one!"
             case .stageTwo: "Stage two!"
             case .stageThree: "Stage three!"
        }
    }
}
struct MyView: View {
    @State var transitionState: TransitionState = .stageOne

    var body: some View {
        Text(transitionState.label)
    }
}
[–] sjmarf 118 points 3 months ago

It’s a joke.

[–] sjmarf 32 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (9 children)

I don’t think a community for it is an unreasonable idea - at least for now, many AI images are easily identifiable by defects / lack of reasoning in the image. Though there isn’t a good computer program that can do this, I agree.

[–] sjmarf 4 points 3 months ago (3 children)

The community is a copy of the subreddit r/whitepeopletwitter, which is a spin-off of r/blackpeopletwitter. It’s not meant for exclusively white-person tweets - rather, it’s just meant to be a funny name to those who are aware of r/blackpeopletwitter. The omission of “white” in the display name is probably to reflect that they accept tweets from people of any ethnicity.

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They don't want you to see the tongues licking the dishes

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