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[–] [email protected] 190 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Man’s got them Donald Trump hands

[–] [email protected] 35 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It's just that he has enormously long arms.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

Enormously long when compared to those tiny hands.

[–] catsarebadpeople 122 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Googled him and there are too many articles reporting this as real

[–] [email protected] 47 points 4 months ago (1 children)

He is the founder of a controversial satirical website called NordPresse. Well known for making up stuff and creating confusions in online space.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Who looks at this and thinks it isn't satire lol? I sometimes struggling with telling satire apart, too, but this is the most obvious piece of satire I've seen in a long time.

[–] [email protected] 101 points 4 months ago

Bro casually downed whole world infrastructure

[–] [email protected] 75 points 4 months ago

OK, this is hilarious.

[–] [email protected] 68 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

This is my favorite one I’ve seen about it so far

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Top three for me, a little too much on the nose. Thoughts on this one? https://possumpat.io/post/5194947

Edit: typo(s)

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 48 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago

Fuck me. I forgot to pay daddy musk to be verified.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

Boom. Nice shot.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

What if it was a form of damage control, where they could claim in the future at lawsuits that they had total transparency at the time of the event.

Please, I'm kidding. But it would be interesting.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

Where's the crowd? Are they all on strike?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

boat stuck 2: bloatstuck

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Sean k strikes it again.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

just removed a comment on my first day