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(A 4Chan "green-text" titled "Take the cat pill anons" with a photograph of a black cat lying on the carpet)
be me
depressed, loner, NEET, live at my parents house
one day we get a cat, whatever
cat hates me for whatever reason
is always super cuddly with parents but constantly barfs near me or on my things
never lets me pet him or play with him
also meows really aggressively around me for no reason
try playing with him, he isn't interested and keeps meowing
try feeding him, he keeps meowing
literally just always meowing as loud as he can around me, it's annoying as hell
trying to play clone hero while parents are gone and cat is meowing like always
starts walking all over my desk, I've had it with this fucker
just start meowing back at him, louder than him, it scares him off and he goes hiding somewhere
parents get home and look for him, can't find him anywhere, ask if I let him out
we tear the house apart trying to find him, look everywhere, we came to the conclusion that he must've got out somehow and that was that
ffw tomorrow night, cat comes out of nowhere from upstairs and rubs all over my legs as l'm standing in the kitchen
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cat is suddenly very friendly with me and always wants to be near me
I start warming up to him as well, it's nice having a cat on your lap while gaming/watching TV
noticed I'm feeling less depressed lately, cat is still super friendly with me, even sleeps in my bed now
Mfw no longer depressed cause I meowed at a cat in frustration
Guess I'm a cat person now bots
