kersploosh

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[–] kersploosh 12 points 37 minutes ago* (last edited 37 minutes ago)

Bang bang Vatican's gilded hammer came down on his head
do do dooo do
Bang bang Vatican's gilded hammer made sure that he was dead
whoa-o whoa-o whoa-o whoa-o

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Wholesome pets (i.imgur.com)
submitted 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) by kersploosh to c/funny
 
[–] kersploosh 8 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (1 children)

I just Tineye'd this one after I posted it and it's older than I assumed. Sorry if y'all have seen it a million times.

 
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Meanwhile... (i.imgur.com)
submitted 10 hours ago by kersploosh to c/funny
 
[–] kersploosh 4 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

This joke was inspired by me stealing it from somebody else on the internet. We're a bunch of Fun Lovin' Criminals here.

(I know they're from the 90's, but I couldn't help myself.)

[–] kersploosh 17 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (3 children)

I heard it's an avian virus, being spread by a Flock of Seagulls making a Journey across Asia.

 

Nobody knows The Cure.

[–] kersploosh 46 points 1 day ago (7 children)
[–] kersploosh 1 points 1 day ago

I thought it was big in automotive and aerospace.

[–] kersploosh 16 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

They exist!

But [email protected] is correct.

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Dallas Carroll (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) by kersploosh to c/artp
 

Inscription:

Dallas Carroll 1994 - 2021

This skatepark will always miss you and the good times.
Enjoy your time above riding the skies.

RIP Dallas.

[–] kersploosh 81 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

Remember that interviews go both ways. You are trying to see if this company is a place you want to spend half your waking hours. Ask the interviewer where they see themselves in 5 years. Watch their reaction closely. Do they sigh, or hesitate? You might get a telling bit of honesty out of them.

[–] kersploosh 44 points 2 days ago
[–] kersploosh 10 points 2 days ago

Fixed! Thank you.

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submitted 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) by kersploosh to c/announcements
 

Hello, sh.itjust.works community!

A few months ago we began accepting donations to help cover the hosting and equipment costs of running this instance. We have been overwhelmed by your generosity and support! It truly exceeded our expectations. Thank you so much for helping to keep this instance running.

We would like to take an opportunity today to encourage everyone to also support Lemmy software development. We would not be here without the years of work that the software devs have put into creating this tool. There are certainly some users here with strong political opinions toward the lead developers. However, at the end of the day, we are all creating and maintaining this community together.

Nutomic recently posted a request for donations. Please take a look and consider sending some support their way:

https://sh.itjust.works/post/37276606

 
[–] kersploosh 16 points 3 days ago (5 children)

Tried? If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Get back out there and order another burrito! Don't let the burrito win. You can do it! We're all pulling for you!

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Good job (i.imgur.com)
 
 

... you are ranch dressing.

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They make great pets! (sh.itjust.works)
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I am NSFW (i.imgflip.com)
 
 
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