I just Tineye'd this one after I posted it and it's older than I assumed. Sorry if y'all have seen it a million times.
This joke was inspired by me stealing it from somebody else on the internet. We're a bunch of Fun Lovin' Criminals here.
(I know they're from the 90's, but I couldn't help myself.)
I heard it's an avian virus, being spread by a Flock of Seagulls making a Journey across Asia.
I thought it was big in automotive and aerospace.
Remember that interviews go both ways. You are trying to see if this company is a place you want to spend half your waking hours. Ask the interviewer where they see themselves in 5 years. Watch their reaction closely. Do they sigh, or hesitate? You might get a telling bit of honesty out of them.
Sick owl:
Fixed! Thank you.
Tried? If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Get back out there and order another burrito! Don't let the burrito win. You can do it! We're all pulling for you!
Bang bang Vatican's gilded hammer came down on his head
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Bang bang Vatican's gilded hammer made sure that he was dead
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