gidostro

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Someone go make green note, blue note, yellow note, all the notes!!!!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago

Omg Trump saved TikTok, the only thing half the country cares about.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Americans do think foreign politics are controlled completely by the American president.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

The whole world could use a Nintendo lineup these days.

[–] [email protected] 77 points 1 day ago

The only thing worse than shaming your customer is inconveniencing them.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

This reads like an advertisement. I’m sold. Gimme gimme that sweet blanket.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Boeing killed John Barnett

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

By the time I feel good enough to do something, I’m just happy to feel good enough to do something, so I don’t do anything because I’m afraid it will go away, and then nothing gets done and I feel like shit.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Right. $50kUSD for what is essentially a go cart with no airbags and a manual retractable fabric roof and paper clip roll bar.

Realistically, the original Mazda Miata is a safer car with more features. It would fit perfectly into my mid-life crisis by sitting in my apartment carport collecting dust because I can’t afford the insurance on this gorgeous death trap.

But… let’s touch it again with our eyes:

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

He doesn’t like trashy women. I mean… his women are kinda trashy, but like high class prostitute trashy. Guccicoochie?

But Rosanne is just a two-buck-fuck who cleans up at a gas station.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Right! Of course. Not guilty all the way.

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