The day Americans realized no one was coming to save them 🫂
Tuxman
joined 1 year ago
Ah! Same here… I just went 20 minutes really early in the morning 🤣
The wind is good when you’re moving but as soon as you stop for a red light… you die…!
… my favorite hobby “this week”
A basic road bike I guess? 😅
Even house cats.. they rake their piss and shit under litter with these little paws…. Now imagine the septis if it gets all in your blood 😅
No they go after the OLD immigrants. They were so proud of having raided a dangerous swap meet last week… full of people shopping for tools, baby clothes and second hand furniture.
They will never go after a marine or a gang member… these ones can fight back.
“But I’m a naturalized American!!”
In 1998 on your registration form, you wrote “OK” in the space labeled as “do not write here”!
I’ve heard stories of two police departments confusing each other and literally get in a fighting match, so it might not be that far fetched
(Undercover drug buyers meeting undercover drug sellers … hilarity ensues)
Uniform? They all look like they raided the RealTree section of the local Walmart
He surely got more than the visions in his head… got the voices too
Well… yes actually 😅
Model: Leonardo Anime XL (Leonardo.Ai)
Content Reference (ControlNet) off my Halloween costume
Created with Leonardo.Ai Pheonix model
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But, just hear me out.. have you tried, like, NOT being a woman?
“You mean trans?”
…Fuck…!