Tuxman

joined 1 year ago
[–] Tuxman 3 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

But, just hear me out.. have you tried, like, NOT being a woman?

“You mean trans?”

…Fuck…!

[–] Tuxman 11 points 5 hours ago

The day Americans realized no one was coming to save them 🫂

[–] Tuxman 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ah! Same here… I just went 20 minutes really early in the morning 🤣

The wind is good when you’re moving but as soon as you stop for a red light… you die…!

[–] Tuxman 6 points 1 day ago (3 children)

… my favorite hobby “this week”

A basic road bike I guess? 😅

[–] Tuxman 3 points 1 day ago

Even house cats.. they rake their piss and shit under litter with these little paws…. Now imagine the septis if it gets all in your blood 😅

[–] Tuxman 5 points 1 day ago

No they go after the OLD immigrants. They were so proud of having raided a dangerous swap meet last week… full of people shopping for tools, baby clothes and second hand furniture.

They will never go after a marine or a gang member… these ones can fight back.

[–] Tuxman 2 points 1 day ago

“But I’m a naturalized American!!”

In 1998 on your registration form, you wrote “OK” in the space labeled as “do not write here”!

[–] Tuxman 14 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I’ve heard stories of two police departments confusing each other and literally get in a fighting match, so it might not be that far fetched

(Undercover drug buyers meeting undercover drug sellers … hilarity ensues)

[–] Tuxman 21 points 3 days ago

Uniform? They all look like they raided the RealTree section of the local Walmart

[–] Tuxman 6 points 4 days ago

He surely got more than the visions in his head… got the voices too

[–] Tuxman 2 points 4 days ago

Well… yes actually 😅

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Model: Leonardo Anime XL (Leonardo.Ai)

Content Reference (ControlNet) off my Halloween costume

 

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