It's totally true. He's just meeting with JFK and Elvis to finalize plans for the long awaited unmasking of the Quadrilateral Commission that is responsible for financing the Deep Quaker State 400 presented by Walmart and also to expose the real truth that our quote unquote oblate spheroid earth is actually a holographic simulation running on super computers at UN FEMA camps where adrenochromium is harvested from adolescent web browsers. It was on Foxnewsmax last night.
ProfessorChaos
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When I first came here, this was all swamp. Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built in all the same, just to show them. It sank into the swamp. So I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So I built a third. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one stayed up. And that's what you're going to get, Lad, the strongest castle in all of England.
From a post on Mastodon comparing privacy policies. Meta gonna pillage the village.
https://mastodon.social/@llebrun/110664586216685040
There seems to be an inverse relationship between military ability and hat size.
Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers.
Henry Rollins must be stoked.
I don't know what the punchline is, but it probably involves Drake hungover in a Tim Hortons apologizing for inventing Hawaiian pizza.
Mom, the AI broke again!
I don't know where this community is going, but I like that you're cutting out the middleman.
Do you enjoy slip 'n slides but wished they were more rug burny? Your long wait is finally over.
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Only three Gorges? Is Warren G. Harding gonna have to regulate you upside yo Teapot Dome?
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Okay so the G. stands for Gamaliel.