this post was submitted on 02 Jul 2023
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I just think they're neat!

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[–] ProfessorChaos 22 points 1 year ago

Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's a toss up between "Me fail English? That’s unpossible" and "It tastes like burning"!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

"Tastes like burning" is severely underrated

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

My cat's breath smells like cat food

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

"This tastes like grandma!" wins for me because it's immediately followed by Chief Wiggum: "You're right son, it DOES taste like grandma!"

[–] cheggyeggplant 7 points 1 year ago

“The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose bleeds if I kept my finger outta there.”

[–] CrazyEyesEddie 7 points 1 year ago

I'm in danger!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

When I grow up I want to be a principal, or a caterpillar.

[–] Cracks_InTheWalls 6 points 1 year ago

I bent my Wookie.

[–] Potato 6 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me

[–] quizno50 5 points 1 year ago

I choo-choo choose you.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I’m Idaho!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Did he just say, "What's a battle?"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

"Ah, you've done grand, laddie! Now you know what you have to do: burn the house down! BURN 'EM ALL!"

The leprechaun's presumably a figment of his imagination, so it counts as a line from him.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Oh boy, sleep! That's where I'm a [literal] viking

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I think I wet my bed.