Old_Jimmy_Twodicks

This has a Dr. Seuss feel to it.

If you can't stand

Feel free to stand

Behind the troops

In front of my Ram

If you can't sit

Feel free to sit

Behind the Sneetch

In front of the cliffs

If you can't walk

Feel free to walk

Behind the Zax

In front of the stalks

Macaroni and fuck it

Yes officer, this comment right here.

The results of initial tenure reviews across the state’s public universities show that most faculty in Florida — 91 percent — either met or exceeded the expectations set by their universities, a performance that earned them bonuses or raises. But the outcome was more damaging for a small minority. More than 60 faculty members statewide didn’t meet expectations and were given one year to course correct or else face termination, in addition to the 10 that were shown the door this year.

So the vast majority of faculty are doing their jobs just fine, and those who weren't faced scrutiny and potential discipline.

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I'm shoving money into my computer but nothing's happening

Man, her voice is so jarring when it comes in. It's like autotuning a fart through a walkie talkie.

Richard B. Riddick. The "B" is for Butt.

We asked her if she was excited to go to the pool tomorrow.

"Yeah! I can't swallow gum."

She's never had a piece of gum in her life.

Getting strong Lionel Hutz vibes from the comma placement..."No, sex!"

Good. Regulators should be able to order large-scale actions like this, especially when personal safety is at risk. I'd rather not be driving around with a possible claymore mine a foot from my face.

Also, I just like saying "Thanks, Obama"