Old_Jimmy_Twodicks

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[–] Old_Jimmy_Twodicks 80 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Yes officer, this comment right here.

[–] Old_Jimmy_Twodicks 9 points 3 weeks ago

The results of initial tenure reviews across the state’s public universities show that most faculty in Florida — 91 percent — either met or exceeded the expectations set by their universities, a performance that earned them bonuses or raises. But the outcome was more damaging for a small minority. More than 60 faculty members statewide didn’t meet expectations and were given one year to course correct or else face termination, in addition to the 10 that were shown the door this year.

So the vast majority of faculty are doing their jobs just fine, and those who weren't faced scrutiny and potential discipline.

[–] Old_Jimmy_Twodicks 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Wow, if you type your password in the comments, it turns into stars! Try it! ************

[–] Old_Jimmy_Twodicks 25 points 1 month ago

I'm shoving money into my computer but nothing's happening

[–] Old_Jimmy_Twodicks 21 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Man, her voice is so jarring when it comes in. It's like autotuning a fart through a walkie talkie.

[–] Old_Jimmy_Twodicks 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Richard B. Riddick. The "B" is for Butt.

 
[–] Old_Jimmy_Twodicks 11 points 2 months ago

We asked her if she was excited to go to the pool tomorrow.

"Yeah! I can't swallow gum."

She's never had a piece of gum in her life.

[–] Old_Jimmy_Twodicks 39 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Getting strong Lionel Hutz vibes from the comma placement..."No, sex!"

[–] Old_Jimmy_Twodicks 26 points 2 months ago (8 children)

Good. Regulators should be able to order large-scale actions like this, especially when personal safety is at risk. I'd rather not be driving around with a possible claymore mine a foot from my face.

[–] Old_Jimmy_Twodicks 6 points 2 months ago

Also, I just like saying "Thanks, Obama"

[–] Old_Jimmy_Twodicks 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The CFPB was authorized by the Dodd-Frank Act in 2010. In addition to helping get Dodd-Frank through Congress, Obama appointed Elizabeth Warren as a special advisor to the Treasury in order to oversee the CFPB and help get it off the ground.

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