Old_Jimmy_Twodicks

joined 1 year ago
[–] Old_Jimmy_Twodicks 7 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

It's Funky Winkerbean! Over here, Funky!

[–] Old_Jimmy_Twodicks 49 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Scatter my remains across Disney World, although I don't want to be cremated.

[–] Old_Jimmy_Twodicks 11 points 1 month ago

I can hear that damn brake pedal already...

 

A small bright spot in a dark timeline.

[–] Old_Jimmy_Twodicks 30 points 2 months ago

This has a Dr. Seuss feel to it.

If you can't stand

Feel free to stand

Behind the troops

In front of my Ram

If you can't sit

Feel free to sit

Behind the Sneetch

In front of the cliffs

If you can't walk

Feel free to walk

Behind the Zax

In front of the stalks

[–] Old_Jimmy_Twodicks 42 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Macaroni and fuck it

[–] Old_Jimmy_Twodicks 79 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Yes officer, this comment right here.

[–] Old_Jimmy_Twodicks 10 points 3 months ago

The results of initial tenure reviews across the state’s public universities show that most faculty in Florida — 91 percent — either met or exceeded the expectations set by their universities, a performance that earned them bonuses or raises. But the outcome was more damaging for a small minority. More than 60 faculty members statewide didn’t meet expectations and were given one year to course correct or else face termination, in addition to the 10 that were shown the door this year.

So the vast majority of faculty are doing their jobs just fine, and those who weren't faced scrutiny and potential discipline.

[–] Old_Jimmy_Twodicks 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Wow, if you type your password in the comments, it turns into stars! Try it! ************

[–] Old_Jimmy_Twodicks 26 points 3 months ago

I'm shoving money into my computer but nothing's happening

[–] Old_Jimmy_Twodicks 21 points 3 months ago (5 children)

Man, her voice is so jarring when it comes in. It's like autotuning a fart through a walkie talkie.

[–] Old_Jimmy_Twodicks 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Richard B. Riddick. The "B" is for Butt.

 
[–] Old_Jimmy_Twodicks 11 points 4 months ago

We asked her if she was excited to go to the pool tomorrow.

"Yeah! I can't swallow gum."

She's never had a piece of gum in her life.

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Nissan Ruletima (sh.itjust.works)
 
 
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