OhFudgeBars

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 days ago

Running at the speed of lobsters!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

I ask myself "why?" after most Steam sales, one of which was earlier this month. Six or seven new games to join the backlog. Relatively cheap, to be fair.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

such froge

much hopping

wow

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Can't talk about grease disposal without posting this.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 months ago (6 children)

I'm not a fan of the "new car smell", for some reason. The "new computer smell", on the other hand, is a rare treat.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Most seafood doesn't get me too badly, though I still don't like it. Cooking shrimp, on the other hand, makes it hurt to breathe for some reason. Not the same as nausea, but it still sucks.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

I have a few that some others in the thread have already mentioned, but I can also:

  • wiggle most of my scalp back and forth
  • retract the middle of the tip of my tongue so when I stick it out, it looks like an ass
  • stop peeing mid-stream. Maybe this is perfectly common, but people talk about not being able to just stop, or at least not for longer than a few seconds.
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Same here. Someone else in the thread said that's your tensor tympani muscle.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Seems as good a reason as any to post this.

Good luck getting it out of your head, by the way.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

That's... what Americans do. I live about 1500 miles from my parents, and only use time as a measurement if I'm planning to drive that far, mainly in days.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

My favorite/least favorite instance of this kind of oh-so-subtle dysphemism is when CNN (I think) ran a piece about some marketing suit's complaint that millennials are "brand promiscuous", for basically the same reason as we're seeing with these streaming services applied to other products. This sort of thing is what led to r/DeathByMillennial.

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