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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago (4 children)

plays a video game about running to work and doing paperwork to satisfy the thoughts

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

So he has no other ride. Got it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

If I had a gas mower when I had a lawn, I wouldn't really give much of a shit about bad weather stopping me from mowing. Only reason I didn't mow in the rain or if it was wet was because had an electric mower. It doesn't snow here, so there really isn't much else but rain to stop someone mowing their lawn.

[–] [email protected] 67 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Well shit... I thought the last panel would be him standing there with a boner, given that it's C&H.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

Only if when they show the radar of it on the weather reports, it's got a corporate logo superimposed over it spinning across Florida.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (7 children)

I'm just now realizing I don't think I've seen Jeff in anything where he wasn't portraying some kind of scientist other than Asteroid City... 🤔

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Some time after seeing Dude, Where's My Car when it first came out, I was imitating the Swedish alien dudes saying

"We are the Bjørg. You will be ass-stimulated. Resistance is requested."

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I don't know if this is the case for other apps or anything, but on Jerboa I end up seeing blank posts (like a post but without any user or instance attributed to it) that just say "there is no record of this comment" whenever it's someone I've blocked.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Just seen, not been in?

I watched a dude go like full highway speed into a tree out in the country where I used to live. Coming down from where I live now, you'd have to take a sharp left at the end of the main road and there are no signs or street lamps, so it's pretty common for people unfamiliar with the area (or just driving stupid; I've had to help friends who went off the road there a few times) to run off the road.

But this guy didn't even try to turn and slammed into a big ass tree that's right there and his car fucking exploded into a fireball. I didn't see much, being behind him a ways I just remember seeing the fire all of sudden and speeding up to check it out. I stopped to help when I saw it was a crashed truck, but the dude was already dead and the whole cabin was engulfed in fire. All I could really do was call 911 and then tell the cops what happened when they came.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (7 children)

If you wish to keep your sanity through the entire game, I suggest only doing the really big side quests and ignoring the majority of the others. The game is fucking huge, and it can easily become repetitive doing everything.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Ferenghi Rule 34 in the porn sense is just a bunch of females wearing clothing and doing business.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

For some reason this had me thinking of the scene in Waterboy where Bobby gives a talk to some kids, and immediately when he finishes the teacher or coach or whatever for the kids says "which brings me to my next point: Don't. Smoke. Crack." And all the kids just nod. Just replace Bobby with Elon presenting the cybertruck.

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